DUNGEON CRAWLER
SQUISHING
GERBILS
You are Carl. Boxers, leather jacket, no shoes. The floor is full of gerbils and the System AI is watching.
YOUR MISSION
- Save Princess Donut. The gerbils want the cat. Stomp them before they latch on and chew through her hearts. Zero hearts and the run is over.
- Tap anywhere to stomp. Tap faster for combos and bigger points. Stomp around the princess, not on her.
- Survive 30 seconds to reach the Safe Room, where Donut heals and you pick a perk that lasts the whole run. A boss walks in for the last ten seconds. Stomp it. A lot.
- Keep the System AI “happy”. Fast stomping gets it excited. Excited means more gerbils, more points, and more sponsors. Do not think about what that means. ;)
Desktop: Space to start. M mutes.